What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:20

Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?